Introducing the smartest person in the world, James Holzhauer.
I don’t care about astrophysicists or mathematicians. Einstein and Newton don’t belong in the same room as Big Jimmy. If you score over $100,000 points on Jeopardy!, you are officially the smartest dude on Planet Earth. It’s not even that James crushed the competition. My guy was COCKY doing it.
True Daily double? Nah bro. I’ll take the window maximum. I don’t even know what that means. What a flex by James. The cockiness did not stop there. The previous one-game record was $77,000. Going into Final Jeopardy, James needed $4,400. Let’s just say he bet a little more than that.
$38,314! Holy shit. This man breathes cockiness. I haven’t seen bigger nuts since Randy Marsh.
He even blew on his fingers after Alex Trebek said it was the new one day record. Suck it, Trebek!
Let’s also not forget that he has the most forced smile in history.
I love this man. I hope he never loses.
P.S. He’ll probably lose now that I put a jinx on him.